They say a million dollars isn't a lot of money. That may be true, but I could buy a lot with a million dollars. I'd like to find out! If someone wants to give me a million dollars or a million people are willing to give me one dollar, I'll put this experiment to the test and report back to you; the readers. I'd sacrifice myself for you because I love you, Readers.
I've always wondered why BDSM dungeons have to be so creepy and dark. Why does it need to be scary? A man with a flogger in his hand standing over you can be scary in a creepy basement or a frilly bedroom. He's still a man with a flogger in his hand! I've figured it out. It was a duh moment. It's because the dark, creepy basement is soundproof. So, for my first purchase:
With half my million dollars, I'd buy a small house with a basement that I could soundproof.
I'd need equipment in that basement like a fuck machine. I really want one of those. For those that don't know what that is, it's a dildo on a metal rod attached to a motor. It would have to be a super powerful motor. So, purchase number two:
Fuck machine with powerful super-motor able to drill fast and furiously.
I'd need a fully stocked toy chest for the sound proofed basement. For my third, fourth and fifth purchase:
I'm torn. I want this. A toy chest full of wonder and excitement. I love the idea of treasure chests. If they were full of gold coins and dildos, they'd be perfect.
But what I want to be stocked in that treasure chest of wonder is this:
What would you buy with a million dollars?