Flash of Awesome Geeky Pervertedness
For people that don't know about Etsy, it's an online marketplace where regular people can sell their own items. Usually they're things that people craft themselves.
I'm going to shop there more often because who knew they had off-the-wall, but amazing things like this.
What is that, you say? It's a lightsaber dildo. You saw it correctly.
DarksideofPleasure shop. Where I found it.